Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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