So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My dick has a subreddit
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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