It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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