I don't think brook has ever known best
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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