shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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