I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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