nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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