walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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