Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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