Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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