At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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