I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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