absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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