I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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