would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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