I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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