Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
meet me or not, i'm out of control
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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