Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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