Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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