Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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