Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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