you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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