I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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