Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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