since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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