I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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