So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
