I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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