He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
