I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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