hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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