You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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