I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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