They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
