Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
we should paint friendship bongs
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