So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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