I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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