On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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