mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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