U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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