He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
