I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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