I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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