All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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