dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Every concussion has its silver lining
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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