Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think I sprained my soul last night
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
