how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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