What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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