His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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