Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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